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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- slam

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Do you love me? No.

Logan's gay

a seal walks into a club.

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