whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why was the woman?

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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obama

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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