why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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