Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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