- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

men, men like men= men+bed

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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