Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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