What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

A man... walks.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

I am a women

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

I like your hair

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