My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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