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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Me Neither.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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