How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

men, men like men= men+bed

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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