A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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