how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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42

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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obama

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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The Moon Landing.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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