- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

adam hodgson !

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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