- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

knock knock who's there? hope

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

your life

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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