Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Poop

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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I'm sn otter

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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