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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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