What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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