roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

ur an fagit

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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