- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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