- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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