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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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