- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

I hate long jokes -_-

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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