What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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sure!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Anti Joke

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