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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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