There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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this site is an antijoke

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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