Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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