- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

My children are huge mistakes.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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