- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Rebecca Black.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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