- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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