What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Derp

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Poop!!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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