Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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