- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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