- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Once upon a time, The end.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.