What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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no really what are ur names?

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Anti Joke

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