Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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hard cheese

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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no really what are ur names?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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