have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

YOU

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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