- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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