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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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everybody loves raymond

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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