What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Seven

a woman votes!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

snooki

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Anti Joke

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