why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

a woman votes!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Seven

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

snooki

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

sdfrgtyuki

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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