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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

knock knock no ones home

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

NAACP

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

your moms my other ride

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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