The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

pudding

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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