- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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