What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Anti Joke

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