- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Black Friday

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

u suck

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Cool Brian

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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