Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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