- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

why was the boy crying he had cancer

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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