Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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