My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

the holocaust

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I hate long jokes -_-

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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