- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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