Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Religionh

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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<=3 penis

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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