- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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