- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the dog die? He was old

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A dog was barking at a tree

Yanter, Look it up

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

God. God.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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