- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

A person from Singapore eats

Nickelback

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Women's rights.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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