- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Moooo

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

this is not an anti joke

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Women's rights.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??