what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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I'm sn otter

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Poop

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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