- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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