- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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