A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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