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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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