Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

I'm sn otter

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Poop

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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