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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Nickelback

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A person from Singapore eats

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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