- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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