how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Rick Santorum 2012

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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