What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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