Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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