- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

God. God.

A dog was barking at a tree

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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