"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Womens Rights

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Where's the dick??? east

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

angelosnyder is not gay

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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