Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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... Chan chan

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Poop

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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