- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

I need to start studying.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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