Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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2 + 2 = 4

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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I need to start studying.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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