In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Winter

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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