Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Do you like fishsticks No

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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