What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Me Neither.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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