I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Me Neither.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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