What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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