What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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