- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Chuck Norris.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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