horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Logan's gay

a seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Women's rights

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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