- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Chuck Norris.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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